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Viktor Lofgren 1d34224416 (refac) Remove src/main from all source code paths.
Look, this will make the git history look funny, but trimming unnecessary depth from the source tree is a very necessary sanity-preserving measure when dealing with a super-modularized codebase like this one.

While it makes the project configuration a bit less conventional, it will save you several clicks every time you jump between modules.  Which you'll do a lot, because it's *modul*ar.  The src/main/java convention makes a lot of sense for a non-modular project though.  This ain't that.
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<h1 id="1">I have no capslock and I must scream [ 2022-02-21 ]</h1>
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In a near future, a team of desktop computer designers are looking at the latest telemetry and updating the schematics of the hardware-as-a-service self-assembling nanohardware.<br>
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Steve: "Hmm, they don't seem to be using the power button very often."<br>
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Bob: "Compared to the other buttons, it's only used 0.1% of the time"<br>
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Steve: "Remove it?"<br>
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Bob: "Remove it!"<br>
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Computers now instantly boot up when plugged into the wall, and run until the plug is pulled. No more start-up time, the cases are aesthetically cleaner, and manufacturing cost is down at least a fraction of a dollar. <br>
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Confident with this success, they turn their attention to the keyboard.<br>
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Steve: "Have you noticed that most letters the users type are lower case? Only in rare instances are they in upper case!"<br>
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Bob: "Hmm, but sometimes it may be useful to write in upper case too."<br>
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Steve: "Let's compromise and put the shift and capslock keys in a little hatch on the back of the keyboard for a test group, maybe that's enough for the power users. That will clean up the keyboard design for everyone else..."<br>
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Bob: "Done! And deployed!"<br>
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this is just great, who is going to bother turning their keyboard over just to write an upper case letter?<br>
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steve: "now the usage has dropped to 0.000001% in the test group! see, nobody needs those keys!"<br>
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bob: "wow! you were right, let's push a patch immediately to remove them for everyone!"<br>
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steve: "now i'm looking at the punctuation, they're also a lot more rare than the letters"<br>
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bob: "put them in the hatch on the back?"<br>
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steve: "sure"<br>
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alright i guess this is how it is now xxxx we'll adapt<br>
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steve xxx you know im looking at these letter distributions and most letters seem to be in the group xxx etaoinshrdlu xxx <br>
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bob xxx youre right xxx who knew two thirds of the alphabet was redundant xxx imagine how clean the keyboard would be with less than twenty keys<br>
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steve xxx i wanna xxx lets just do it<br>
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bob xxx the design is going to be so minimalist and clean after this xxx not even jobs thought this far outside the box<br>
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This post seems to have resonated with people. There's a discussion here, among other places:<br>
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